Please enjoy watching this flight of Airmen hamsters as they go by for pass and review. Help keep the cadence by tapping your hand on your desk, so these basic trainees don't get in trouble for getting out of step with their drill hamster. These squared-away hamsters are whistling "The Colonel Bogey March," made famous by its appearance in the 1957 film "The Bridge on the River Kwai." The original tune was penned by Maj. Frederick Joseph Ricketts in 1913. The lyrics beginning "Hitler has only got one ball" are one of several sets of "lyrics" sung to this tune. Journalist Toby O'Brien wrote the original lyrics as British propaganda in 1939. These hamsters sing this version when they are not performing for a family audience:
Hitler has only got one ball
Goering has two, but very small
Himmler has something similar
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all!